Comedian David Brenner made this suggestion years ago to end annoying phone conversations...it would be rude & obvious to hang up while they're talking, so instead, cut yourself off just as you begin to make what seems like an important point...then leave the phone off hook after the connection is broken so you can get back to whatever it is you need to do, then next time you talk blame it on the &^$#*@ phone co...

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