You know.. at first I laughed my ass off... but then, as I scrolled down the page - they kinda grew on me. I was thinking - now, where could I take my velvet vulva? The grocery store was out, parent teacher conferences are out... that mexican resturant maybe? Oh... I wonder if they have a penis pouch for my change?

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