I saw Wedding Crashers today and it was soo fucking funny I snorted (right before the girl in the movie did). Got me thinking about the lengths people will go to in order to get laid.

Have you ever told a little white lie to get in someone's pants? Or are you shameless and will do whatever is necessary to get you some strange?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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