... in a distant galaxy, a long, long time ago... in other words, when I was a randy teenager... one of my favourite fantasies was a machine I invented which was, I think, much cleverer than the teleporter: I never gave it a name, but it was a sort of interactive home cinema.
If I'd seen a film starring one of my favourite stars - Marilyn Monroe, Honor Blackman, Sophia Loren, gorgeous girls like them - I would dream later that I could start up the film on my home cinema and, just as my dream girl came on screen, I would press the magic button and - hey, presto! - I would find myself inside the machine, having swapped places with the hero. I would then be free to do all sorts of naughty things with my dream girl.

...but to be able to do it for real, with other Pixies Place people? Ooooohhh, now you're talking!