07-14-2005, 09:21 PM
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Suprise Me
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 4,259
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Originally Posted by LixyChick
I dunno Chey...but Mr. Lixy ALWAYS tells me that he "has a lotion for that"! He proclaims it's magical and has versatile properties. He says "it" is a floor cleaner AND a dessert topping! It can cure bruises and pimples and sunburn...and it can shine your silver and take the mold off of old bread!
Shall I send you some? Or, ya think Cobalt can conjure up something similar?
I can tell you that the dispenser is very eye appealing...and so it can be displayed in any room in the house! Couple two, three squeezes and...*VOILA*...the miracle lotion!
Oh GAWD! Running outta the thread with all my squeeta bites intact!*
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ROFLMAO 
Now... he tells me he has some "special" cure all stuff that HAS to be ingested!!!! What is this lotion you speak of??? Could it be related to Cobalt's cure all of "you just need more protein?" lol lol 
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