The Elephant bangs the donkey....
 

Here in the US it is election day next week, and if you are like me you are getting sick and tired of political commercials. Then I heard one today as a funny...and thought I would share.

I think all senior citizens should have better access to prescription drugs so I don't have to wait in line behind them at the pharmacy.

So get on your soap box and give me some funny campaign promises......(I know you are all creative bastards, so make them good ;) )

I propose that every time Moulin Rouge is shown on HBO, it must be immediately followed by 6 hours of free porn.

I promise a dildo in everypot:D:D:p

I'd like to do to all the Pixie's ladies what the politicians have been doing to all of us...

up the ass?????????????????:o:p

MATCHING SEX DRIVES for every couple!! :D:D:D

No more of this He Wants It and She Doesn't OR She Wants It and He Doesn't

A policy guaranteed to lower the divorce rate!

I'm going to tell you the truth......

PROSPERITYPEACEandPIXIES

Lisen ... I think that's Aquarius and Let the Sun Shine In playing in the background

International Naked Day!

Ask not what your country can do for you!
Ask what you can do for your country!

Fridays as a national holiday for sex!!!!

Now THAT"S what I'm talking 'bout!!! :p ;)

ass obsessed is aqua

I propose a National Orge Day for all

National Ogre Day? You mean like makin Shrek a folk hero or sumthin'?

Pot in every garage and a chicken in every yard....

Most of the politicos have one item agenda: I am opposed to government policy out of office; as soon as you get me into office I can only follow policy!!!!