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Priceless!!!!
I can't remeber if I saw this thread before.
It is based on the credit card commercial where they say all these things with costs associated with them and then Priceless. I will give an example.... Monthly internet connection: $19 Cost of home computer: $2000 Meeting the sexy and funny people here at Pixies: Priceless Got it? One more ... Handcuffs: $20 Afternoon rate at cheap motel: $55 One time meeting with your internet lover: Priceless CK |
gerbil $14.95
xrays $185 embarrassment of having people at hospital remove said gerbil Priceless |
Power Toothbrush $30
cheap batteries $2 Your SO running out of power and coming to bed for the real thing PRICELESS |
Box of condoms: $12
Box of dozen golf balls: $35 Sleeping with chick that drives the beer cart on your golf outing weekend with the guys: Priceless |
Box of tissues ... $1.00
Tube of K-Y jel ... $ 2.50 Pixie ladies providing inspiration ... priceless. :D :D |
her new hairstyle.... expensive
her new outfit.... expensive her new shoes to with her new outfit.... expensive her new purse to go with her new shoes.... expensive her all-night thanks to you for spending all that money.... priceless :D:p::D |
New digital camera $350
New computer $1000 Posting pic on Pix priceless |
Monthly dial-up fee: $20
Round-trip Bus Tickets: $200 Meeting your Internet Lover: Priceless |
International Phone plan $2.95 /mo
Phone calls between US and Canada - .07 per minute Feeling going to sleep several nights in a row after hearing him say "goodnight Darlin' " - priceless |
Movie ticket: $9
Cost of movie theater pop, popcorn, and candy: $12,255 The sick feeling that you spent that much to see Dude, Where's My Car?: Priceless |
Hi-speed cable internet service - $40 per mo.
Cost of a new computer when the first one is completely shot - $800 Meeting your internet lover in person and having him become in real life a wonderful lover ;) and true friend :) - PRICELESS!!! |
Flight to Pennsylvania: $350
Flight to Australia: $1,400 Seeing real pics of Lixy and Nikki together: Priceless |
Lilith-----Was that Richard Gere with that gerbil? Irish
P.S.It may not be true but thats what I'll always think of;when I hear Richard Gere or gerbil! |
Dinner for 3 at McDonalds: $12.00
Cost of new Disney video: $30 The kids falling asleep early and giving the old folks some peace (piece?;) ) and quiet: PRICELESS!!! |
Membership at Pixies Free...
Net connection 19.95 An evening of cyber with a special pixie... PRICELESS :) WOOOOHOOOOO |
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