Ever had.... sex on the beach?
 

You need

1 oz vodka
1 oz peach schnapps
3 oz cranberry juice
3 oz orange or pineapple juice



What were you thinking? :p :D

Well after having sex on the beach...I usually have an Orgasm!!!

2 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
2 oz Peppermint Schnapps
Served over crushed ice!

So there! :p :p :p :D :D :D

Really? :D

How about a Slow Comfortable Screw?

1 oz vodka
3/4 oz Southern Comfort
3/4 oz sloe gin
fresh orange juice
over ice cubes in a chilled glass! :p :p :D :D

Well...a slow confortable screw is very nice...but sex in the shower is best!! :D :D :p


1 oz Blue Curacao
1 oz Triple sec
1 oz Butterscotch schnapps
2 oz Orange juice :D :D

Got me there. Never had the pleasure of sex in the shower. NOt much of a shower person, I guess. Prefer to relax with a Bath Cure, instead. :D

1½ oz dark jamaica rum
1½ oz brandy
1½ oz vodka
2 oz light Puerto Rican rum
1 oz Puerto Rican rum
1 oz 151-proof rum
½ oz lime juice
1 oz orange juice
1 oz pineapple juice
1 oz lemon juice
½ oz grenadine
1 tsp sugar syrup to taste

:D :p :D :p :D :p

Bath Cure??? nah....not for me.....

Sex on Acid though is one hell of a time!!! :D :D :D



Ingredients:
1 oz Jagermeister
1/2 oz Midori melon liqueur
1/2 oz Raspberry liqueur, black
1/2 oz Pineapple juice
1/4 oz Cranberry juice

Serve as a shooter!!! :D

Damn I miss my bartending days!!! :( ;)

Wow! Visions of 'Coyote Ugly' flashing through my head! :D Thanks!

Not much of a drinker . Just like to get Between The Sheets

1½ oz cognac
1 oz light rum
¾ oz curacao or triple sec
½ oz lemon juice

Always wanted to be a bartender though. :p

When you are "Between the sheets"....you have a "Screaming Multiple Climax!!!!!!":D :D :D



Ingredients:
1 oz Vodka
1/2 oz white Creme de cacao
1/2 oz Amaretto
1/2 oz Frangelico
1/2 oz Creme de banane
Fill w/ Cream

And you all know what kind of Cream I like!!! :D :D :D

Need a drink now! :D

Multiple climaxes tend to make me a Sleepy Head, though.

3 oz brandy
orange peel
mint leaves
fill with cold ginger ale

:p

Well when you fall asleep....Make sure you have a WET DREAM!!!! :D :D :D

Wet Dream
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Ingredients:
1/2 oz Amaretto
1/4 oz Blue Curacao
1/4 oz Creme de banane
1/4 oz Sweet and sour
1 splash Pineapple juice
1/4 oz Chambord raspberry liqueur

Shaken...not stirred...LOL :D :D

And before I go for the day....
 

I will leave you with one more!! Well ok 2!!! :D :p

If you have SEX AT MY HOUSE

Ingredients:
3/4 oz Amaretto Di Saronno
3/4 oz Chambord raspberry liqueur
2 oz Pineapple juice


You will be treated to a FLAMING BLOW JOB!!!!!!

1 bottle Jack Daniels
2 gal Everclear
1 qt Chocolate milk
5 cans Whipped cream


Pour all ingredients into large punchbowl. Spray all 5 cans of whipped Cream on top of the bowl-set on fire and let burn!!!!!!

woohooooo that's enough blow jobs for all the men here!!!!!!!!! :D :D

Nice stuff... my fave is slippery nipple.... baileys with sambuca... mmm...

hmmm had most of them I like a Slow Comfortable Screw hard up against the wall


1 oz vodka
1 oz slow gin
1 oz souther comfort
1 oz galliano
3 oz orange juice

ok a couple more


buttery nipple

1/2 oz butter rum
1/2 oz irish cream

slipery nipple

1/2 oz sambvca
1/2 oz irish cream

Make ME one of those Booger dear!

Can't say I've ever had a Slow Comfortable Screw hard up against the wall, but I'm sure I'd like one.



:p :D :o