Favorite Toys
 

When I was out in California I picked up several wonderful *toys*........

my favorite is the sneaky one.

It's a pen with a vibrating 'massage' tip. After writing out that painful check for my groceries I can vibe my way back to happiness within seconds of getting into the car!

I LOVE my toy!!!


Do you have a favorite adult plaything?

Wifey hates when I call her a plaything ;)

but I would like to do a Happy Nipple dance for RG's 600th post

<Watch me work...HUH!>

LOL I hadn't noticed scotzoidman!



*watching you dance...OH BABY! Don't be knocking over the furniture...easy there big boy! HEY...that thing is swinging WAY too far to the left!!! WHOAAaaaaaa nellie! you just killed the dog with that thing!!!*



Man oh man...if you dance like that for my 600th what'll you dance like at my 1000th??? :eek: :p :D

hehehe.........yeah my boyfriend........

And when he is not around.......Mmmmm.....well.......there is always the "oral b dual powerbrush"......Awwwwww

My fave is my cyberskin vibe... man oh man it makes those nights on end when hubby is gone a bit more bearable :D

I was watching Headline News today at the house, and over in England, this company took 15,000 vibrators off the market due to a faulty seal.

Nothing worse for a woman to be hot and heavy in the middle of pleasing herself with her favorite "toy" and have the batteries fall out. :p

WTF!!!! Nobody danced for MY 1000th post!!:( Or for my 2000th one either! :mad: And before long I'm gonna hit 2500...................bet no one dances for that either...:confused:

Some people have all the luck!!:rolleyes: :p

SS...honey...and your favorite TOY would be dear?

LOL

I have already shared what my favorite toy is... tho I would scream it from every roof top in the world if I thought it would convince every woman to buy one (and every man to buy one for the woman he loves)...

Yes.. for me.. it is the bullet... a nice little remote control gadget.. multi speed.. wonderful thing :)

It is definetly on my "to give" list for my two best female friends...

*hanging my head from embarassment*

I just bought my VERY FIRST one a few months ago, so I can't really have a favorite yet......

(But I really do enjoy crayons and coloring books...:D:D )

jennaflower...isn't the remote control ON/OFF AND MULTI speed simply THE best thing? :D

I love my little bullet and there's also a neato tongue/sleeve it can slide into for a different sensation.


*sigh*

Toys are so fun to have around the house. LOL
And sugarsprinkles, yes, crayons do work in a pinch!


:eek: :p :D

I could not possibly name them all.......and a lady never tells:p but some of them rhyme with

Baqua
Skantyfanatic
Flotzoidman
Tipthisone
Poach Kite
Match
Faddaddy
Lophet Reality
Skyndwr
babbit
.........if I left you out...(yes I mean you;)) I was just trying to think of a good rhyme for your name.........you are my fave too ;):p

LILITH!!!!

ROTFLMAO X 100!!!!

Lilith you are soooooooo bad (but so damn good at it) :D

Lilith..you're too much Girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

And we do think alike sooooo much!!!! LOL

And since Lilith kinda stole my answer,...I would have to say my trusty handy dandy personal massager.....it's always plugged in and always beside my bed...all I have to do is reach over...put it on my clit and Poof! One orgasm after another!!!!!!!!!