Code Red ~ Code Red
 

So I know a lot of you have kids...and a lot of you have parents...so what is your code word with your S/O that means you want to have sex...or means I'll meet you for some later...

Just like the old joke goes, their code word was "Do the Laundry"

He says, honey lets do the laundry. But she had to do other things. Later he says, honey lets do the laundry, but again she has to do other things....finally hours later She comes to him and says, I'm ready to do the laundry...and he says, nevermind it was a small load and i did it by hand>>>>

I know bad, oh well just answer the freaking question will ya!!

Wanna peel potatoes?

I am bad I just whisper in his ear ,"fuck me"... seems to work!

Ours is "Wanna bump uglies"

Well, if memory serves me right...wayyyy back when....

I would just tell him quietly, or whisper to him "I want your body!"

It used to work pretty good, too. After all, I've got 3 sons to show for it! LOL:D :D

Skip~ wanna scrub the tub?????:p;)....... ok:p yes, you are right, I just really want you to scrub the tub...LOL;)

Hun ... I'm going to bed now. :)

(Tap, tap) You awake Love?

LOL @ OldFart

No words were ever necessary.
Just a look would do. You know...it's all in the eyes.

*hubba hubba wink wink nudge nudge* always got a little action.

;) :D :p

In the last book I read, it was referred to as *fighting crime* tee hee.

Blow 'bubbles' ;) is what she likes to ask me.

Have some snow peas - means take a shower together.... which ususally ends up in some type of sexual activity...

its always so hey... you gonna take a shower tonight? or wanna scrub my back for me? lol the kids never suspect a thing :D

Is it time for Coffee?!?!?!

Man o man...I just had a mini heart attack! Anyone else?

Kinda nice to read these old threads though! Thanks for the bump sdls!

And..."man o man...I just had a mini heart attack" is NOT what we say when we wanna "do it"! LMAO...um...we just do it cause we have no kids!