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dzbuster 08-28-2002 11:45 PM

size? measuring from where?
 
all my life i've seen that us men measure our cocks. first it seems kind of strange. second where do i measure from? it seems like the bottom is longer than the top....maybe part of my balls? also why measure as the more i get turned on the bigger i get. definately am not gonna stop and look for a ruler at that point. i guess the real question is how many guys really measure themselves? don't get me wrong i measured once when i was 14/15 (yo)

dicksbro 08-29-2002 03:30 AM

I measure from the floor ... but only on special occasions! (as in, six inches ... from the floor) :D :D

Welcome to Pixies, dzbuster.

LixyChick 08-29-2002 06:16 AM

Welcum to Pixies dzbuster........And great question!

In my humble opinion....as a seamstress....(whatever that has to do with anything) I would say....get as erect as you can be......measure from the tip of the helmut to the base of the shaft just before it meets the scrotum. This is prolly standard though I know of some men who measure 6" from the floor whether there is anything there to measure or not! (Teehee db! JK hun!) Oh....and also measure around the shaft for thickness....(this counts on the test as extra credit!)...........When you have done this post the results, along with a pic, in the men's forum and the ladies here at Pixies will be glad to let you know if you did it correctly! LOL!


Vintage Vixen 08-29-2002 07:27 AM

Knowing you as i do
 
Hun no need to measure and it works for me lol up close n personal...How well i know :)~

legend 08-30-2002 12:44 AM

well i searched the ISO site for a penis measuring standard, but alas there is no standard....i think we need to petition for the Standard Penis Measurement ;)

dicksbro 08-30-2002 02:20 AM

Great idea legend :D

However, since all these things need accronyms, maybe we should call it the "S tandardized PE nile R igid M esurement" or SPERM for short! :D

Where's the petition?

dzbuster 08-30-2002 10:20 AM

way too funny

LixyChick 09-01-2002 02:30 PM

legend! Is I is.....Or is I ain't.........a seamstress? I tell ya hun........I got the proper measurement code above! OK.....go dz.....go!

Prophet Reality 09-01-2002 02:48 PM

Well Lixy.. maybe you should develop the measurement further and maybe even offer your services.

juiceyjackie 09-03-2002 07:17 PM

as they say a bad workman always blames his tool....lol Size is not the issue.... thats why I like chicks just as much as guys..;)

ajrcb8598r 09-04-2002 01:35 PM

I know!!
 
Hi,

The correct way to measure a penis is as follows - this is execatly as a doctor/nurse would do it:

Get full erection and hold it out at right angles to your body. Then take a ruler, place it along the TOP of your penis and press one end into your pubic bone which sits at the base of ur penis underneath your pubes. You will be able to feel it when u get it bcos u wont be able to press the ruler any further in to your belly.

Then, simply take a reading from the other end.

So, sorry guys if u thought that it was taken along the bottom of the penis, but its not, ITS ALWAYS THE TOP!!! Unfortunetely, this will knock about 1 or 2 inches off the measurement that u would get from measuring along the bottom! Gutted huh!!

MR_bloke 09-05-2002 01:51 AM

I've never felt compelled to measure mine, so I never have. Are any other guys here like that too?

GldnCgr348 09-11-2002 04:43 PM

yea ive never been compelled to measure mine either, ive been wondering my size, but i just never measured


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