zippity-bop.
 

if you could legally change yer name to anything, what would it be? wait... i guess you CAN legally change yer name to anything you want... but if it weren't legal and if you-- ah, fuck it. you know what i mean, goddamnit all to the rainbow bridge of Valhalla. please note that Sex Master or Big Johnson will result in an immediate and vicious kick to the most sensitive body part in sight. so do it to it, kids.

Uhmmm...is Peggy Fleming already taken?

Princess Runs with Scissors .....

... LMAO I so had to go there. ;)

-Summer :D

oh, you bastard... keep on, and i'm gonna turn the monkeys loose.

Sickly sarcastic slackass suckabear

*kisseyface*

gah... bastards at every turn.

i think i just realized how hard this thread sucks. what the squirrely fuck was i thinkin? *headshake* ah, well.

Where did zippity-bop come from? I was intrigued by the title because my b/f often spouts such nonsense phrases.

Er, I have no new name ideas, tho' I'd pick a more exotic one than this plain ol' Irish name . . .

Let's see my name would be:

Asshole!

Oh wait, no, The Pixies Ladies' Sex Toy

CK

no idea, Steph. askin me where sumthin i said came from is usually about as fruitful as, uh... sumthin really, really unfruitful. a-yep.

Positive Cash Flow.

Steph---There is NO such thing as a PLAIN ol' Irish name!!
Silky---On a serious note.Do you remember;the steroid freak;
known as "The Ultimate Warrior";in the old WWf?He quit the WWF
;but they held the rights to that name.As the story goes;he had
his name;legally changed;to Ultimate Warrior;so that;he could
legally use that name;in further ventures.Just a fact that I thought
that you might be interested in! Irish

yeah, i've heard it, but it's a half-truth. he did try to get it changed, but some sorta contract discrepancy put the kibosh on that little adventure. so the overrated, untalented, sickly-muscular fella named Jim Hellwig is still Jim Hellwig, just pathetically trapped in the gimmick that would be his greatest success and, ultimately, his most crushing defeat. so yeah... it's a half-truth.

anything but Roxanne

i hate the song and i still get teased about it all the time.

my mother wanted suzanne marie, my father wanted dagmar

Im so tired of being not chosen id have to change mine to skip that one