George Constanza's Words of Wisdom
 

OH MY GOD!!!!:eek:


This one really made me think!:confused: ;)










WE ARE ALL HERE.........................










BECAUSE........................................... ....................









SOMEBODY HAD AN ORGASM!!!!!!!!!!:p :p:D :D :D :p :p

Just imagine your parents making a really good F**K face, yikes

That´s what i´m thinking when I can see all these conservative, chaste people going to the church on sundays. And almost can´t resist laughing.
Perhaps after making love they get up with serious faces and apologize to each other: "Sorry darling, but that dirty thing was necessary..." :D

LOL.

I just don't want to think of my parents like that.

Imagine finding them on Pixies?

Or if you had been swapping pics with them unknowingly.

I think Ill just stop this line of thinking right now before it gets any creepier.

Here is something else to make you think a little ;)


DEEP THOUGHTS :D :D

....by Jack Handey

Next time you have a bad day, imagine this:
You are a siamese twin.
Your brother that is attached to you at the shoulder is gay.
You are not.
But you only have one ass..........






Have a nice day. :D :D

Thanks Diva I was really having a hard ass day!

My favourite Constanza scene was when he changed his answering machine to avoid a woman. To the tune of "Greatest American Hero" he sang:

Believe it or not,
George isn't at home
Where can he be?
Please leave a message after the tone
Where can he be?
Believe it or not,
he's not home


That might not be the exact phrasing but I think it's freakin' hilarious!