Choking My Chicken
 

You guys would NOT believe how often I choke my chicken!

Here I am from two angles....hope you enjoy the show. :D :D :D

Here's the other angle....
 

I've been choking chickens for some time now...and I'm teaching my grandchild to do it too.

Hope you enjoy what you see...let me know if you want to see more. Would be happy to oblige. :)

How can you possibly come here with such a bare-faced fraud?

Anyone can see that chicken is a highly paid stunt chicken trying

it's hardest to fool us, the viewing audience.

Have you no shame? My point egg-zackly!

rotflmao. that cracked me up!!!!

SHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh OLDFART!!!

My chicken is RUBBERIZED for YOUR protection!


But I'm still choking him....and like a wild maniac I might add. :D :D :D

A chicken shaped condom?

Hmmmmm never heard of one of them before.

Yes a chicken shaped condom.

One would wear it on their pecker.

*see picture*





chicken?

pecker?

or would we be talking wood?

pecker?

Wood-pecker would fit the bill.

I believe that would be a duck....


wood .....pecker


duck ......bill

see the difference here?

:D :D :D

My word, this thread has gone veering off in an odd direction, hasn't it?

Uhhh... it kinda started weird... heading for surreal...
violating several cardinal rules as well...

HEY!

Don't be bringing CARDINALS into this discussion.

Sheesh.................

Yes, the Church deals with peckers differently.

RandyGal, my eagle eyes spotted your preening-peacock efforts to draw attention to your chicken-chocking from miles away, even as the crow flies. And, since I'm such a night-owl, I've been craning my neck and watching hawkishly to make sure you and the boys here don't start acting like turkeys... You may think me a bit of a loon, duckie, but I can tell hen's teeth when I see them!

:D :D :D :D :D

--- sweetstuff, making an effort to go to bed before the cock crows...

Yowsa, Yowsa, chick fight

sugarfreecandy!!! ROTFLMAO that was great....

although feeling like a roadrunner this morning I'm gonna run screaming the other way!

I don't DO no cock fights dearie! Nope. Not this gal. :D



Fighting OVER cocks...now THAT'S a different story altogether! :p :p