Gay Chicken
 

Ever played it?


Do tell...

I guess I will have to go look it up.

Not to be confused with the gay rooster.


A farmer needs a new Rooster to watch after his hens because his current one is getting pretty old,

So the new rooster struts around the yard, meets all the young hens, and runs into the old rooster.

The young rooster says "Get outta here old man, I'm the new man round here, so go retire!"
The old rooster says "I'll let you have all the hens if you can beat me in a race around the barn. Now I'm old, I got a bad ticker and I scare easily, so you gotta gimme a head start.
The young rooster agrees, and after he gives the old rooster a head start decided he can take care of the old rooster by scaring him as they race, so he chases after the old rooster squawking and flapping his wings.

The farmer sees this from the porch, gets out his shotgun and blows the young rooster away, yelling

"GAWDAMMIT! That's the third gay rooster I got this damn week!"