I'd rather....
 

wear brillo underwear and dog hair trousers than see Brett win in Green Bay.

Heck...I'd rather be trapped underground in a mining accident with the runners up of the Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest than see Brett win in Green Bay.


Is there anything you'd rather do that have something happen?

i'd rather gouge out my own eyes with a rusty grapefruit spoon and then pour kosher salt in the bleeding holes than willingly subject myself to one more mudslinging campaign ad

That's the spirit!

I concur! :x:


I'd rather drive around with a bottle of pee than be at work today.

I'd rather fall bare-ass first onto a rake with a broken handle than sit through another kid's piano lesson.

Id rather...

be stuck up a tree being pecked by pissed off birds than deal with another egocentrical surgeon


work was rough today

i'd rather eat an entire chocolate cake than have no cake at all.:D

I doubt we'll find anyone to disagree with ^^^.


I, on the otherhand, would rather slam my balls in the trunk of the car while carrying in the groceries than have one more "little project" placed in my hands today.

I'd rather stub my toe on the way to the bathroom in the middle of the night, miss the bowl when I pee & wizz all over my wound, slip on the blood on the way back to bed and whack my head on the nightstand thus rendering me unconscious despite the efforts of both dogs licking my face with their ass-breath tongues...than see one more coworker drag a grocery bag full of candy (without a single :curse: Almond Joy in the bunch, mind you) past my desk on the way to the kitchen.

I'd rather nail my dick to floor, and my bottom lip to the back of my head than spend another night photocopying things.

:yikes:
I'd rather you did too, instead of me :D

PF, we'd all just rather see you get what's coming to you......













And it's NOT lingerie. LOL.

Damn that's a video we'd all like to see, fair or not.

Especially since the last thing that came to him was a deer.......Who knows what could be coming next.

The panty-monster?