Lilith is going to be SO jealous
 

Today the postman brought me a box from Gulfport Florida. :) It contained treasure that Lilith is going to be so sad about when she realizes it was so close to her and is now MINE! :D While she is on her jovial way across the southern most US states, enjoying sunshine and closeness of her family packed in the van, each of these unique and highly sought after figures was spirited north. They even crossed Tennessee without Scotzoid's awareness and are safely in my guarded protection. :nod:

The bedazzeling part of this is they are ALL on the same magnificent piece. After the way those two lusted after my lamp, I knew it would require a stealthy smuggling operation to bring them safely to the land of 'drinkable' water. ………………….. Sorry Lil, I know what you would have given to possess such an attention getting mantle piece, but we both know it would not be safe from the envy and probable pilfer this would create in your home. It's only right I take charge of the welfare for such an incredible piece. I feel your disappointment, but you know it is for the best. :console:

:roflmao:

That is terrific!

See no evil, hear no evil, feel no pain . . . .

hid-e-ous ha ha ha ha ha

I was at a yard sale yesterday when all of a sudden, I spotted monkeys!!! I immediately thought of you, PantyFanatic. But when I looked more closely at the ornament, it was just plain old regular boring monkeys.

If they are really the 'no evil' monkeys, then what are they doing to that clock?

I love it!!

Does the clock work?

Only when you play the Jimmy Buffet song, "it's a quarter to six somewhere".

And 14 to 6 and 13 to 6........... LOL
It's a peddle power clock and the monkeys keep it spot on. ;)


Actually it's not even mechanical. It's a standard cheapo DC clock box and works fine.

If you get the shits with it and throw it out the window, you'll have flying monkey issues again.

But he'd also see time fly....so what's a perv to do?

:yikes: Flying monkeys again!



NOOOOOOOooooooooooooo!

Wait quarter to 6 somewhere ? thought it was "It's 5 O'clock somewhere"..... speaking of does anyone remember anything from a fridge with beer in an office to a full blown bar ?

Is ok. I have my own special monkey memorabilia now :D