A Sticky Situation
 

What to do? What to do? :confused:

I've been telling all you folks that the event of the year was coming up and that I was going to be the envy of every capable person on the planet this weekend.:cheerlead Well it's here and the forces of evil have conspired to keep me away.:( The festival is a weekend event and officially starts later today. :D We know nature is pissed at us for what we have done to the world and with a long term plan, had given me a physiological comfort zone for cool temperatures, while knowing that high temps will hurt me physically in a real way. SO,… this weekend is going to be our hottest of the year so far. Today is going to be 87F (30C), tomorrow 92F (34C). I believe this was a life long plot to keep me away this weekend by Mother Nature. :hair:

My own spawn are part of this evil plot as well.:tear: Months ago the high school graduation party for my oldest granddaughter was purposely scheduled for tomorrow. Not only that but this was all planned for Fathers Day weekend and my brainwashed kids have planned a gathering of their own claiming ignorance of the colorful event that is a mere 30 miles away. :banghead:

Well I've decided I'm going to the opening anyway, even if I can't be there for the grand parade tomorrow morning. :mad: I hope to be back later with pics for all to drool over. I am putting a note in my camera bag, that if I parish, the pics in the camera are to be posted here so my friends can at least share the colorful event.

If you die, I get the hear no see no speak no collection.

BTW it has been over 100 degrees here every day for over a week. Heat index of like 157 :p

Not much better here Lil. High 90's with a heat index of a little over 100.

*gets out calculator to figure out all these odd temperatures...* :p

I think today must be our hottest day yet here too, but we're just at 27º!

Have fun PF ;)

Celsius people! Sheesh! LOL.

Awww i wanna go, even if to just enjoy the lovely warm weather ya'll are having *L* Downright frigid here in Oz, and i bloodywell hate it

Ahem.

In the depths of our winter at the moment, we are suffering 30-32C days with overnights of 19-20C.

PF, if you kark it, can I have the binary clock? I don't want it if it's melted in the heat.

Let me amend that statement...

Downright frigid here in "my part" of Oz, and i bloodywell hate it

OF ~ Send it down here if you dont want it!

Well I survived, ……………. barely. I don't know who is posting for you people in those over 90F (32C) temp because all of you have to be dead.:faint:


Now, please don't hate me because I live next to the Guru's Mecca. So it was 40 miles (maybe JUST a little more:rolleyes: ), like Hercules through the 7 tests, I traveled over the pavements of flame to set down in the fiery parking field of hell. But yes, the guardian of the gate let me pass into the land of wonder to celebrate the gift of all cures for mankind.

I knew I had arrived when I saw the signs made of the magical material. The guard (with his vest made of the magical material) motioned me through the gate. Right behind me charged a steed from the same land of magic. I knew I was there.

Yes, the wonderment never ended. I found great works of art, sculptures to rival the masters, all needs provided, ....

…..all recreation fulfilled.

With this years theme being 'Peace and Love' I thought about going in drag, ……..but figured I'd be less conspicuous as my true nature. Besides, I don't feel right 2 dimensionally.

The army of helpers was working hard to supply the magical material in all forms to meet any need. For the less imaginative they even supplied makings in a form ready to provide for your happiness.