Old & Improved
 

No, I'm not talking about me. The "new & improved" statement has always bugged me as an oxymoron. How the hell do you improve something that is new and wasn't there before. :wobbly:


What I've found is a great improvement to a standard tool that every handy person has needed for a long, long time. From the first time anyone helps build a project they have needed and wanted this. :nod

Stanley has just released a new tape measure that will surely take the industry by storm!!!

While at first look it seems like a regular tape measure, the finite measurement capability is unmatched by any other tape measure ever made (See Below).

So the next time your buddy tells you to "move it a cunthair to the left" you won't have to guess! :thumbs:

So share with us the new, handy-dandy, work saving, innovation that you have found. :D

How did they get the average cunthairs size??? :huh:

Silly, they measured them with the new tape measure. :spin:


:roflmao:

I have to tell you that in alllllllllllllllll my days I have never heard that expression. I should have known it would be something Crusty would say.

Any craftsman worth his salt knows that there are ten cunthairs to the bees dick.

You need to get out more. :nod:

Average? :confused: What do you think they mean when they say "now just bump it a red one", or do you need to out more too? :wink:










:rofl:

After thinking that over while washing dishes, you are probably right,…………………but not many people measure in cubits any more.















:doorpeek:

Lol!

Y'all are weird. I missed that.

Who?!?!? Us?!?!? Weird??!?!? :rolleyes:

I want to get one for my Dad. He's said that a few times around me and never knew exactly how far to move the object.

No, apparently the new unit is a pubit.

:rofl:


(always has been for me :tongue: )