More things to ponder...
 

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my own neighborhood.


8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did
not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!) but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail
What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night, more kisses begin with Miller Lites than with Kay.

19 is so true. I don't know how many times I've wished that!

I love Caller ID. :thumbs:

Way too close to home.

I have a lot of good stories. #10

Very amusing. Nicely done.

There is a good reason they don't most light bulbs don't work well in the sub 0 environment of the freezer.

"Most" being the key word. There are many types of light that function in sub 0c temps byut are not $.50 items.

Okay....If I die I don't want my computer wiped. I want it destroyed. Completely.

Don't really need that font, but it would be useful.

I do know how to fold a fitted sheet.

No it wasn't, but I usually use a strange combination of both cursive and print.

Totally Agree.

People under 50 might actually read them if they did that.

I have mostly dvds, not blue ray, so I say ignore blue ray. You really don't need all that extra content.

I've not saved when it asked that, and lost the paper. Luckily I had my hand written rough draft.

This one is so true....for me at least! :D

A little something for everyone. I like that.

Show them your AV ... and, right or wrong, you'll win! :hot:

wow! So many of those are me.

lol ....thank you. That was a fun read.

:)