Man arrested with panties hanging from pants
 

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ATHENS, Tenn. – A man has been charged with public intoxication after authorities said he was walking along Highway 11 with a pair of panties hanging out from his unzipped pants. According to The Daily Post-Athenian, 31-year-old man told deputies he had been at a pool party and stole them from a nearby home early Sunday. A search revealed the man had stuffed some 40 pairs of female undergarments into his pants, although he had thrown most of them to the ground as a deputy approached. The owner of the garments declined to prosecute but the man was arrested on a charge of public intoxication. Information from: The Daily Post-Athenian

I would have swallowed the evidence. :slurp:

Nicked.