____*Don't tell PF*____
 

I am going to be away on a cruise this week. Please don't anyone let PF know I'm gone or he'll try to tinker with stuff and convince all the new ladies that he has some sort of panty powers here.

If there is an emergency of the non-sexual nature the moderators can help you. If there is an emergency of the sexual nature PM me and I'll hook you up with my digits ;) :p

Aye, aye Cap'n.

Mum's the word. :thumb:

Hey, Lilith, you could come sail in our backyard. Hard as we try to re-route the water, Mother Nature just keeps sending us more. Bring a jacket, though. They're predicting 1-3" of SNOW tonight. Spring ... bah humbug. :mad:

Have a lovely time, Lil. Enjoy yourself to the max. :thumbs:

*(PF will never know.)

If it's to the Caribbean send me rum. Lots of rum. I like rum. I keep running out of rum. I need more rum. Send me rum. Bama likes rum too. Send her lots of rum. She keeps drinking all my rum. We need more rum. Send lots of rum. Did I mention I like rum?

Please send that excess water here. The soil's so dry, I'm in danger of falling into the cracks under my clothesline.

Have a great time Lil!

We'll keep PF under control *LOL*

****Hands Orli her whip

Lilith, I think you've made a mistake: there seems to be an underlying assumption in your original post that if PF dosn't know that you're gone, this will somehow stop him from trying to convince new Pixies women that he has special panty powers.

Is she gone yet? :weg:

PF, you better watch out Sharni has your number and Liliths whip.

Of course I'll behave. I know how excited Lil was about her cruise down to the Virgin Islands and I'm thrilled she's going back for recycling.

I'll even help keep things on schedule for her, even to the point of taking care of the things she forgot to mention in her excitement.

I'll do my duty by making the announcements she meant for all our ladies to hear, ......... say about, midnight, ...........Australian time. :rolleyes2




:D

OH PF you are sooooo cheeky!!

Sharni can i please borrow that whip... actually come to think of it i have mine.. i might whip your tooshie there PF ... then again you just might enjoy it! Cheeky!

Well, you don't have to stop at whipping his ass, of course.