A limerick
 

Learned researchers at Oxford,
Such as Darwin, and Huxley, and Hall
Have conclusively proved that the hedgehog
Cannot be buggered at all.

But learned researchers at Cambridge,
Have still more conclusively shown,
That this relative safety at Oxford,
Belongs to the hedgehog alone!

An Oldfart thought "Saints alive,

I knew the limerick'd thrive,

Through Public Schools and buggery,

Boring High Teas and thuggery,

But didn't the lines count five?"

Am I the only one confused here or is this just miss labeled as a limerick?

Not a limerick
 

That's right, it's not a limerick - should be five lines, with a rhyme scheme a a b b a - but it's fucking funny anyway!

:rofl:

Said a fool whose mind was quite miniscule
As his ignorance reached a new pinnacle
"I don't believe in astrology
It's my ideology
But I'm a Virgo and Virgos are cynical."


:)

:cheers: