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I'm baking.

Whom?

white hand prints on the hips maybe?

By now I look like a coke addict.

White powder under your nose?

Or elsewhere hoping it will be licked up? :licker:

Bake me a muffin you temptress and spank me as I butter it!
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Please? :wish:

Eddie Izzard's "Cake or Death"?

I'm on my way over.

:p

Also known as "testing the smoke detector?"

What are you baking, Lilith?

I destroyed what were previously known as Malted Milk Ball Cookies.

Mmmm, malted milk balls AKA Whoppers, my favorite from the days when I could eat sugar with impunity...

Don't think of it as failure, do like Tom Edison after his efforts failed...he said he now knew one more way not to create an electric light....

mmm home made goodies??? Send some to your west a lil....or heck, bring some to the west and I'll treat ya to a spa day!

Happily it's not a bun in the oven.

:rofl:

That's me...I can't bake. 5 moves later, and I still set off the smoke alarm. It's not the oven...although I still blame it on that :D