Man shoots himself in arm after being denied sex
 

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FORT MYERS, Fla. - Authorities say a Fort Myers man shot himself in the arm after his girlfriend refused to have sex with him. The Lee County Sheriff's Office reported that a 29-year-old man and his girlfriend returned home from a bar early Wednesday morning. The girlfriend told deputies that her boyfriend wanted to get intimate, but she just wanted to go to sleep. When she refused, he became irate. Authorities said the girlfriend went to a spare bedroom, and several minutes later she heard two gunshots. She told deputies her boyfriend came into her room and threatened her. He then stumbled into the kitchen before falling into the oven, knocking himself unconscious. The man was treated for two gunshot wounds to the arm and was taken to jail. The man was charged with threatening violence and firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling. He was being held on $100,000 bail.

I've been desperate for nookie before, but this is ridiculous...

Sounds like something my ex would have done if he had a gun handy.

I suppose it's better than seppuku.

It's just alternatives folks, tea or coffee, cinnamon or nutmeg, sex or blow your arm off with a gun.

See, perfectly natural.

That's what gets me...if you can't control a firearm, then you're definitely too drunk to fuck...

Leave it to Schotzoidman to come up with a succinct analysis!

I shot myself in the face once, after being denied sex. *shrugs*

That's so you, WI, always shooting your mouth off...

Yeah...it was something like that. lol

And you say that jseal and I can kill threads.

He's lucky that when he ends up in jail he will be able to get as much sex as he likes.........


A prime example of why they should always be tight gun controls....

He'll probably get off when he explains he just misunderstood what was meant when a guy wants to bang a girl. :rolleyes2