New Candidate
 

Have you seen the new Candidate has popped up in the last few weeks.

LOL...

We could do worse (and probably have)...





(actually, I first saw this when a friend's daughter put his name in...still lol at the "babe" with the tramp stamp)

Life can't be THAT bad. I didn't think you would sink low enough to get into politics.

Very clever.

Soooooooooooooo what's your platform?

I'm running for president! Vote for me, I won't screw you as hard as the other three. I'm running for president so that I can take over the world and keep you all drunk, high, and oblivious to what's really going on with the government. Then I'm going to eradicate freedom of religion (don't worry I won't destroy faith in God(s) ). Once everything is fixed and I'm rich beyond belief I'm going to retire and watch the cameras as you tear the world apart. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ya got my vote Boog!

(just remember us "little" people ok?)

I'm Behind ya Booger

Don't you know THAT speech is not for the public. You can't tell voters what is under the paint on your platform you big dummy. :hair:


BTW- Which politician are you and what party are you with? :confused:
(could be any of them :shrug: )

My guess it starts with Free Porn for everybody...

:line:

After that, anybody's guess...

But PF, if I shock you with the truth you'll be stunned long enough for me to win. At which point it's too late to stop my dastardly plan. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

:bs:

With honesty like that, you won't last 5 minutes in politics...

But the best lie is half the truth.

A Pixie in every house hold :thumbs:

i don't think he swings that way but i'm willing to watch :brows:

and i approve this message



yes, i am juvenile:p