Naked man arrested after hijacking Las Vegas bus
 

(gg)
LAS VEGAS - Maybe he lost his shirt at a casino. Police in Las Vegas say they arrested a naked man who stole a beer and then hijacked a bus several miles northeast of the Strip. A police spokesman says the man fled from a convenience store when an officer arrived to investigate a report of a shoplifter Tuesday. The man allegedly punched in a back window of a Citizens Area Transit bus, climbed aboard, forced the driver off, drove the bus about 200 yards and then jumped off the moving vehicle. A police officer climbed aboard the bus and stopped the vehicle. Police say the man was arrested on felony charges and given clothes and a mental evaluation.

What can I say, losing your shirt makes you thirsty
I got out early for good behavior
Court next week, gonna go with the insanity plea

I can see the new ads for Vegas tourism: "Come for the free clothes & bus ride, stay for the mental evaluation!"

This isn't the way it went when I watched "Speed".

What gets hijacked in Vegas, stays in Vegas...