Murphy's Other Laws
 

Murphy's Other Fifteen Laws . . ..

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It's said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those that wait, may be the things left by those, who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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received this in an E-mail and thought I'd share

I live by #10 and I might add that you should buy it in every color :p

I live by #5 and still can't find my ax. :banghead:

#13 is certainly true. Everytime I go to use a flashlight ... I find that out. :boink:

#2 :nod:

#6, sponsored by Boito and Baikal.

I hate Murphy.

#14 glad I don't work nites anymore and come home to a dark house!

1,5,6 (i have that on a sticker on my motorcycle helmet),12 (but I don't like beer)14. As you can see, murphy lives with me.

16. A tool dropped on the floor while working on a vehicle will always roll to the geographic center of said vehicle.

17. If Murphy were alive today




















he'd be really old and wrinkly

A $1000 TV will protect a 50cent fuse by blowing first.

Sounds like somebody needed his multimeter. :rofl:

O'Toole's Corollary to Murphy's Law: Murphy was a optimist.