Never...
 

eat pizza before kickboxing.


Please help me compile a list of things to NEVER do :D

Never remove wall paper yourself..no matter how good it feels while doing it..
ugh i am sore

Never mow lawns, hoe veggie garden, prune trees, cut & split 3 trees for firewood.........

ALL ON THE SAME DAY!!!!! :yikes:

Never count Robert Downey Jr. down or out.

Never stay up drinking wine til 2 am and expect to be chipper for an 8 am meeting

NEVER have a bad day! You can allow yourself a few bad hours......but if you let it turn into a complete bad DAY.....shame on you!

NEVER jump off a house using a sheet as a cape/parachute!! (yep....experience)

NEVER worry. Worry has never cured a thing!

Never answer the question, "Do these pants make my ass look big?"

Feign an epileptic seizure if you must, anything to change the subject...immediately.

Don't comment on the pants, comment on the colour. Distraction is good.

Never frown. Even during a few bad hours. Makes people wonder how you can be so happy all the time. (I like making people think, it's funny to see the pain lines form on their forehead). See my quote for three other things to never do.

NEVER be intentionally mean! I am sure all you ass wipes reading this will agree! JUSSSSST KIDDDING!!!!! Made ya smile though.....Didn't it?! :)

never take sides when your siblings are fighting. :p

Never hammer over your head, especially when you're tired.

Never juggle chainsaws.

never eat too much rum raisin ice cream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Never tell me I can't do something