Mad Lib time
Dear (the last person who commented on a thread you started),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___. ___12___, -Your name- 1. What's the color of your shirt? Blue - Our romance is over Red - Our affair is over White - I'll join the monastery (or nunnery, since girls don't generally join monasteries) Black - I dislike you Green - Our horoscope doesn't match Grey - You're a pervert Yellow - I'm selling myself Pink - Your nostrils are insulting Brown - The Mafia wants you No shirt - You're a loser Other - I'm in love with your sister 2. Which is your birth month? January - That night February - Last year March - When your dwarf bit me April - When I tripped on sesame seeds May - First of May June - When you put cuffs on me July - When I threw up August - When I saw the shrunken head September - When we skinny dipped October - When I quoted Santa November - When your dog ran amok December - When I changed tennis shoes 3. Which food do you prefer? Tacos - In your apartment Pizza - In your camping car Pasta - Outside of Chicago Hamburgers - Under the bus Salad - As you ate enchilada Chicken - In your closet Kebab - With Paris Hilton Fish - In women's clothing Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation Lasagna - At the mental hospital Hot dog - Under a state of trance None of the above - With George Bush and his wife 4. What's the color of your socks? Yellow - Hit on Red - Insult Black - Ignore Blue - Knock out Purple - Pour syrup on White - Carve your initials into Grey - Pull the clothes off Brown - Put leeches on Orange - Castrate Pink - Pull the toupee off Barefoot - Sit on Other - Drive out 5. What's the color of your underwear? Black - My best friend White - My father Grey - Bill Clinton Brown - My fart balloon Purple - My mustard soufflé Red - Donald Duck Blue - My avocado plant Yellow - My penpal in Ghana Orange - My Kid Rock-collection Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper None - My John F. Kennedy-statue Other - The crazy monk 6. What do you prefer to watch on TV? Scrubs - Man O.C. - Emotional One Tree Hill - Open Heroes - Frostbitten Lost - High House - Scarred Simpsons - Cowardly The news - Mongolic Idol - Masochistic Family Guy - Senile Top Model - Middle-class None of the above - Ashamed 7. Your mood right now? Happy - How awful I've felt Sad - How boring you are Bored - That Santa doesn't exist Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage Depressed - That we're cousins Excited - That there is no solution to this. Nervous - The middle-east Worried - That your Honda sucks Apathetic - That I did a sex-change Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men Overjoyous - That I'm open Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks 8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom? White - Your ring Yellow - Your love letters Red - Your Darth Vader-poster Black - Your tame stone Blue - The couch cushions Green - The pictures from LA Orange - Your false teeth Brown - Your contact book Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs Purple - Your old lottery coupons Pink - The cut toenails Other - Your memories from the military service 9. The first letter of your first name? A/B - Your photo C/D - The oil stocks E/F - Your neighbor Martin G/H - My virginity I/J - The results of your blood-sample K/L - Your left ear M/N - Your suicide note O/P - My common sense Q/R - Your mom S/T - Your collection of butterflies U/V - Your criminal record W/X - David's tricot outfits Y/Z - Your grades from college 10. The last letter in your last name? A/B - Always will remember C/D - Never will forget E/F - Always wanted to break G/H - Never openly mocked I/J - Always have felt dirty before K/L - Will tell the authorities about M/N - Told in my confession today about O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about S/T - Get sick when I think of U/V - Always will try to forget W/X - Am better off without Y/Z - Never liked 11. What do you prefer to drink? Water- Our friendship Beer - Senility Soft drink - A new life as a clone Soda - The incarnation as an Eskimo Milk - The apartment building Wine - Cocaine abuse Cider - A passionate interest for mice Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations Mineral water - Embarrassing rash Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism Whisky - To ruin the second world war Other - To hate the Boston Celtics 12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? Thailand - Warm regards USA - Best regards England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail Spain - Go and drown yourself China - Disgusting regards Germany - With ease Japan - Go burn Greece - Your everlasting enemy Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard Egypt - Fuck off now France - In pain Other - Greetings to your freaky family |
I'll be back with my decoder. :sad:
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LOL.. did you type all that or copy and paste?
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Dear PantyFanatic,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but You're a pervert. I think I realized it When your dwarf bit me In your camping car, and I saw you Pour syrup on Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're Masochistic enough to understand That I'm allergic to your hamster. I'm returning Your Darth Vader-poster to you, but I'll keep Your neighbor Martin as a memory. You should also know that I Get sick when I think of A passionate interest for mice. Good luck on your short-term leave from jail, GreenChef |
Dear GreenChef,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it Last year Under the bus and I saw you Carve your initials into My avocado plant. I'm sure you're Mongolic enough to understand How awful I've felt. I'm returning Your ring to you, but I'll keep Your mom as a memory. You should also know that I Always wanted to hate the Boston Celtics. PS Greetings to your frog Leonard PantyFanatic :rofl: (how the hell can they not have :coffee: in #11? :confused: ) |
Dear Panty Fanatic,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head in women's clothing, and I saw you sit on my John F Kennedy statue. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that there is no solution to this. I'm returning your memories to the military service to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about hating the Boston Celtics. Greetings to your freaky family, gekkogecko |
Dear gekkgecko,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but the Mafia wants you. I think I realized it when I threw up outside of Chicago and I saw you ignore Donald Duck. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand how awful I've felt. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I never liked the incarnation as an eskimo. Greetings to your frog Leonard, Dicksbro |
Dear dicksbro,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but You're a pervert. I think I realized it That night Under the bus and I saw you Sit on My John F. Kennedy-statue. I'm sure you're Ashamed enough to understand That Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about A new life as a clone. Good luck on your short-term leave from jail, scotzoidman (so far nobody wants to vacation in Egypt, I've noticed) |
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