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I was just reading the girl scout cookies thread and 1nutworld said he was going to go find him self a girl scout. The first thing that popped in to my head when reading that is I can see the head lines of his local paper now. At first I was just going to post the head lines in the thread but then I thought it might be fun to start a new thread where people can post the head line they might see.



from the girl scout cookies thread


Head line from 1nutworld's local paper reads "Man Arrested After Stalking Girl Scout claims he just wanted her cookies"

Only a true pixies perv could come up with a cock-a-mamie story like that.


I mean who would believe a headline like that............

(Bail was only $500.)

The cookies are on order....coming by mail.

"In a Nutty World, One Nut Scouts Girls" :rolleyes2

I gotta admit, I like that one DB!

;)

"Girl Scout Found With One Nut."

roflmao^^

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:roflmao: :roflmao:

Yep, gotta admit that's pretty freaking hilarious! ( if not scary)