Golf is better than sex!
 

David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....

#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.

#9.. You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

#8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

#7.. Foursomes are encouraged.

#6... You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#5... Three times a day is possible.

#4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

#3.. If you live in Florida , you can do it almost every day.

#2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex.....

#1... When your equipment gets old you can replace it

9 or 18 holes in an afternoon?

I'd need a viagra the size of Ayers Rock and a nuclear powered pacemaker to make that a regular date.

:roflmao: ^^^ ^^^ :roflmao:

Reminds me of a t-shirt slogan I once saw...

"I'm giving up bowling for sex...the balls are lighter, & you don't have to change your shoes."

Good one!

:rofl:

LOL............................but I suck at golf.

But if you alter that to "I suck at golf courses", that could be a good thing ;)

Well...................in my younger days I was told I could suck a golf ball thru a garden hose.

Recaptured youth, soda?