Something in the air tonight
 

All day today I've been "suffering" with really bad wind. Every couple of minutes my bottom is unleashing clouds of unpleasantness....

What do you do on days like this?

Do you try to hold it in for fear of being caught in the act of polluting the world?

Just don't care and proudly cock a leg, rip out a nose burner and afterwards raise your arms in triumph?

Sneak one out in the hope it can be blaimed on someone else??

Well it's been a while since I last started a thread so I thought I'd make it a good one ;)

Yes, ladies and gentleman, this is the man I love. The 'best' man I've ever met and the one I decided to spend the rest of my life with.


Oh dear.



Please feel suitably sorry for me.

I do feel sorry for you. The smell must be awful by now :p

Don't strike a match for God's sake!!

Hey... we are on a high fiber diet here! :roflmao:

Ever get the feeling that we Pixies might, just might, share a bit to much information? :huh:







:D Sorry Loulabelle

Buy a dog. ;)









:fart:

" :eew:......... what did you do, Fido?" :rolleyes2

...or blame it on Little Pucker. :D ;) :D

That's why I stopped eating Raisin Bran. :p

Little Pucker was in bed at the time....and even he isn't toxic enough to detect from his bedroom upstairs!!!!

And during the "test drive" period, he never once ripped off a paint-peeler, did he? :rofl:

Of course he did Scotz - he just never posted a thread about it here!!!!!!!!! I think it's his pride in it that worries me!

It's all about a man's ability to change his environment.

So you are the one who is blowing a hole in the ozone and contributing to global warming

Beware of Al Gore!