Most guys aren't very coordinated...
 

That's why we pee standing up. :p

Alrighty.... his Mom musta had a heck of a time potty training him.

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NUP! NUP!!! I didn't see that. That didn't happen. :yikes:

Men! :rolleyes2

Oh you love us! You're not fooling me! :p

Yep, I'm definitely with PF on this one. "Didn't see it, it never happened." :yikes:

And...in that position he'd still be peeing on the floor! Geezzzzzzz!

You better have seen it, I posted it just for you!

Do you know how hard I've been looking for a picture to represent "Every time I take a crap, my nuts hurt"? :p

Some questions are best left unasked....





phewww.... one thread I don't mind missing.

Some days I wonder why I get out of bed and then I get here and WI gets me to laughing. :roflmao:

Too late! Made ya look! :p

grrrrrr....


Trying to forget.

Maybe you could go look at IowaMan's boobs again? :)

Another thread where I need my giant economy sized roll of mental floss...