The dreaded day for all men has come
 

There are some things in life that all men have to face at some time or another. Sooner or later, no matter how we try to avoid or deny it, there comes a day we have to be honest and realize it just isn't working like it use to. We've done everything we can to keep it in the best condition possible. We are forced to use it every day and we dearly relish the times we can use it for our pleasure, but eventually it just gives out. :o We try not to notice the gradual changes and decline from the days of it's prime that we waited so long to become gleefully happy with. We know that from here on out it's just not going to be the same regardless of what modern innovation we try to regain that natural feel and comfort.

I'm sorry to tell you all that time has come for me. :tear:

PF you have my condolences at the lost of a friend and the fond memories it brought you!





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Awwww !!!!!!

Maybe Santa will bring you a new one for Christmas if your a good boy. *snicker*


Or you could put it in the shoe box under the bed. :D

*snicker* PF, you are such a guy! :)

My condolences to you.





It's one of those "guy things" women just don't understand. Maybe the attachment happens because it spends so much time right next to your heart. :heartbeat :booty: :roflmao:

Hey, PF...MINE is BIGGER than YOURS!!!!

nya nya nya nya nya nyaaaaaaaaaa

YES! :mad: I have to start looking for a new wallet. What a major pain in the ass (in EVERY way) that is. :hair: You fellows all know that every 10 years or so we have to bite the bullet and replace that ever present and now so comfortable companion. Of course we have been hearing comments from the female part of our families, "how long you had that wallet?:ranting:"..... "why don't you buy a new wallet?:ranting:" ............. "You dropped something out of the bottom of your wallet:ranting:". :rolleyes2 We accept those comments as something like a woman giving birth, something the other half of the specie just can't know about.

First the chore of finding the pig-in-a-poke. I have to go to a store and pick out something I have no idea how it is going to work. It's like having to buy a pair of underwear that I won't be able to change for the next ten years. I can only hope that it will be something that soon learns to fit my ass and provides me the support for my valuables. Sure there's a lot of cheap glitz and I will be able to see the pictures through the non grey-yellow photo holder.

The emotional task of having to transfer the treasured archives of things I don't recognize any longer and having to discard all the expired cards, passes and memberships to things that have closed, is very hard. :(

THEN comes the grueling task of break it in. I KNOW that for the next six months I am going have the sensations of walking around with a six pound stone in my hip pocket. I'll have the sensation of a ten pounder every time I sit down. :yikes: If all goes well, it will be broke in by the end of the first year. But the end of the second year I won't know it's there again. :nana: Right after I've replaced the photo holders the second or third time, I'll start hearing the nagging for another two to three years and be back to starting all over again.

The women have no idea of the traumatic things we guys have to live through. :tear:

Doesn't that make it uncomfortable when you sit on it?


Think about it... there's no way someone who couldn't see the pics would not read something dirty into every post on this thread

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I have no clue what you are talking about I get a new wallet ever 3 or 4 years myself. It has never been a big deal the old one starts to wear out I get a new one.



How hard is it there are 3 basic type of wallet.
There is the trifold they fold into thirds. The only major difference is how many slot they have for cards and other stuff.
There is the bifold they fold in half. There are two basic type of these ones that just fold in half and ones that fold in half then have a flap that folds over top of it. once again the only major difference is the number of slots they have for cards and stuff (the ones with the flap normally have a few extra).
There is the straight wallet that doesnt fold you money at all. These are basically use by business men who where suit jacket and kept in the inside pocket and only carry money (some people also keep them in a front pocket on a chain).



After seeing your wallet (in person and the picture of it) this is most likely a good thing. I've seen women's purses with less crap stuffed in them. I can help you with this. First off any money that is in it stick in and in an envelope put my address on it and mail it to me (you have my address and make sure you have to correct postage on it please). Pull out all the cards and look at the dates on them if they are expired or the place no longer exist throw them out. Look at all the pices of paper you have stuffed in there any thing you don't need throw out (thing like some girls number that is so faded you can barely read it any more or one that start out with something like Klondike5). All you need in your wallet is your license credit cards, membership cards that you use, and money. Maybe you can also put in your SOS card and a few number and addresses you may need.



The reason it feels that way is because of all the crap you have in it (I have to wonder if this isn't some kind of anti theft thing. Some one trys to mug you and to throw you wallet at their head and knock them out with it). If you stick to the plan I gave you above for cleaning your wallet out (don't forget the first step of sending the money to me) it should be less then a inch thick (not over 3 inches) and you'll have no problem with it.


PS. If your not going to listen to anything I siad maybe I should sujest you make a duct tape wallet. That way when ever it starts to rip you just use a little duct tape to fix it and no one will ever be able to tell.

http://www.pixies-place.com:81/foru...achmentid=64008
It's a "Rite of Passage" Some thing near like what Worf endured when he needed family to jab him with hot pokers while he recited Klingon poetry.
A beautiful, well worn and weathered friend is Honored.:bdayhat: :wine:

What the fuck is wrong with you man? Are you out of duct tape?

Mr. Lil feels that wallet is in it's prime! Tape up the edges and it's good as new!

I would suggest with all the shit you seem to think you need to carry in it that you just settle yourself to getting a man purse :p

Just get a velcro one like I do. Waterproof, comfortable and if you are scuba diving you might find a turtle that can break a fifty.

I feel your pain PF! :nod:

I think you may be able to get a couple more good years out of it yet though unless yours is having the same malfunction as mine and is no longer able to keep money in it for more than a couple of minutes. :yikes:

Call 911.... No wait .... CALL RED-GREEN!!!

Hurry please!!