Just to bring you back down to the real world
 

When you leave the restaurant, don't forget your cookie.

You have an evil heart and are greatly despised.

Isn't that actually kind of helpful in your field? :D

"Your spirit of adventure will be deadly."

You will win only mediocrity in whatever calling you adopt.

Gee, thanks. :(

Beware the dark mechanical bird... .rofl!!!

"Your spirit of adventure will be deadly." :yikes:


Nup! I made it back from Canada once and I'm burning my pass port.

"Your heart is impure, and your mind is clouded, and your soul is evil."

Hey, I hit the trifecta! :rofl:

I had to click "new cookie" quite a few times before I found one that wasn't very disconcerting.


And eventually ended up with "You foolishly believe in the goodness of mankind." :(

"You will have social problems within your home"

I thought cookies were supposed to tell the future, not the past...

"You have an unusually repulsive personality".


Yeah, a lot of people freak out about reptiles.