I'm so sexy
 

even my tomatoes are sprouting penises :D

I'm just thinking about how those tomato plants get to see you in all kinds of different levels of clothing.



And how they never had a chance NOT to get aroused. :hot:

I can only agree wholeheartedly with the title of this thread. ;)

You are biased. And possibly visually impaired :p

But that is only two reasons I like you! :x:

Or extreme bullet bra-shaped breasts, depending on your viewpoint. :wobbly:

Oh damn! I forgot I bought the madonna variety of tomatoes

:eek: That is too strange!

Do they wiggle? I think they are tongues. :nod:









Observations of an oral admirer.


(.... or maybe it was just the reaction to the avatar above me :rolleyes2)

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm..... and I thought they were clits that had been sucked on!

So is the plural of penis...penises or peni? LOL!

Fun with summer fruit! We should write a book. Where's Sharni?

beefsteaks :D

LOL!!!

We had a pumpkin that Boog's dad grew last year that looked like Squidwerd(sp) from SpongeBob.

You've been bending over in the garden again, haven't you?

Penes, actually. The two tomatos would have two penes.

Now the real question is, given that Lilith can also exploit Mr Lil's, what is she going to do with three penes?

Mrs Zoid has been sexing up her garden as well, apparently...


Seriously, about fell over laughing when I saw this in her tomato cage last night, & we had to take a pic...