Daffy-nitions
 

DAFFYNITIONS -- Some you'll need to say the word slowly to catch the meaning.

ARBITRATOR
A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.

AVOIDABLE:
What a bullfighter tried to do.

BERNADETTE:
The act of torching a mortgage.

BURGLARIZE:
What a crook sees with.

CONTROL:
A short, ugly inmate.

COUNTERFEITERS:
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

ECLIPSE:
What a barber does for a living.

EYEDROPPER:
A clumsy ophthalmologist

HEROES:
What a guy in a boat does

LEFTBANK
What the robber did when his bag was full of money.

MISTY:
How golfers create divots.

PARADOX:
Two physicians.

PARASITES:
What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

PHARMACIST:
A helper on the farm.

POLARIZE:
What penguins see with.

PRIMATE:
Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

RELIEF:
What trees do in the Spring.

RUBBERNECK:
What you do to relax your wife.

SELFISH:
What the owner of a seafood store does.

SUDAFED:
A litigation brought against a government official

dicksbro,

Start my day off right. :)

Thank you.

... again

Funny stuff!

Lol!

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Good stuff DB.

LOL!

Jeff Foxworthy does something like this. I love to hear him use the words in a sentence.