Poke me with a fork
 

I'm done! 13 days to relax and spend time with MY boys. Oh and all you sexy people :D Let the :hump: commence!

Just to make sure we're on the same page...

By fork you mean cock, right? ;)

Yay for you!!

:buttsex:

I was secretly hoping for a forked cock but would be willing to make do with 2 ;)

y'know, I'm sure in our wacky, wild world and history of genetic defects and the like, someone has probably, indeed, been born with two cocks. Strange-ass shit happens to the human anatomy all the time.

And y'know what? I bet that guy, whoever he was, was re-he-HEALLY popular with the ladies.

Or the fellas.

Or anything and anyone who can appreciate the concept that 1 cock=good, 2 cock=better, for that matter.

Oh the sacrifices!

Hey WI...

Wanna be Fork 1 or Fork 2? :D

:3way:

Waitaminit...logically, a typical (and proper) fork should have four prongs at its business end...so, shouldn't there be four cocks instead of two?

Not that that's a bad thing for Lilith, mind you... :loveshowe

Fork you:D

Spork who?

Spock what?

That pointy eared logic freak has no business in this discussion.

"I'm all ears, Captain"

You can breathe through your ears????

I might be able to use you :hot:

<-- just sits in the corner and giggles, can't keep up with you veteran thread-jackers ;)

Too funny.

I think I'm with you, ginger...I was planning on getting in on the ribbing antics, but these people are professionals :sad:

I'll cheer, though! :cheerlead

Yeah, but I think Lil may be more interested in that thing you do with your fingers...