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What sexual experience(s) have you had (aside from anything traumatic or involving non-consent situations) that you just don't mind if you never experience again???


For example I once dealt with a kisser who practically slobbered all over my face. Swallow man.

An ex and I once experimented with a chocolate bar. I wouldn't be in a hurry to repeat that experience - it was days before I felt completely clean of chocolate again! Turns out there's only really one hole in my body I want chocolate stuffed in and it's quite a bit higher up!

Can it include spending an hour in a closet, then have to leave through a window? :doorpeek:

Obviously there weren't any panties in this particular closet....otherwise wouldn't you still be in there?!

I recall something being said about that with chocolate covered cherries. :rolleyes:

Funny...I had a bad experience with a closet, too :D

There were! :) ........................... in my pocket ....... along with my underwear and socks (full of change and keys and anything else I thought might rattle :sad: ) and tie. :eek:

I'm guessing there was a husband on the otherside of the closet door.....

Only for a LOOOOOONG half hour. :starwars:

Sloppy kissers
Bad garlic breath
Nibbling on my clit is *not* sexy

My one is very discusting.
One time I was in the middle of a 69er and the guy's spray farted all over my face..... :ahole: :pissed:

I have been to worried to try a 69er or even a hj since then :69:

teeth clicking kisses.

i admit it does happen every once in a while during a good tongue tangle, but i once kissed a guy who bumped my teeth every 2 seconds. after about a minute, it felt like i was chewing aluminum foil.

We were on our honeymoon and had drawn the wooden shutters on the windows of our hotel room in Venice. Feeling romantic and frisky, we were more than liberal in our lovemaking and trying something different just felt like the right thing to do.


















So I poured cognac on her hoo hoo. :yikes:

:roflmao:

Mine would have to also be sloppy kisses. I once dated a man who thought the only thing there was to kissing was opening his mouth and flapping his tongue all about...not at all enjoyable!

A few years ago after going out for pizza with my date things got a little heated and ended up in the bedroom. For some reason she decided that tonight would be a good night to go down on me. We had been going out for probably two or three months and she hadn't done that to me before then and that ended up being the last time she gave it a go. Not sure exactly what happened but the pizza didnt' stay down. Let's just say that I have a very difficult time having pizza with mushrooms on it anymore. :eew: