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Auto-eroticism undoes driver
Fri Sep 8, 2006

BRATISLAVA (Reuters) - A Slovak driver who crashed into a bus shocked rescuers who found him unconscious and half naked with a vacuum pump on his penis.

Police said the 42-year-old man, driving an old Citroen in the Slovak town of Levice, had ignored a "give way" sign.

"It's very likely he had auto-sex while driving, it is a matter of investigation. After the accident he was found lying in the seat, his pants were off and it (the pump) was placed on his penis," police officer Peter Polak told Reuters.

"I've never seen anything like this, nor have my colleagues," he added.

The man was taken to hospital with head injuries.

Story found here

So Please, drivers, leave your penis pumps at home! ROFLMAO!!

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Originally Posted by lizzardbits

The man was taken to hospital with head injuries.

You did NOT just say that! :roflmao:

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Originally Posted by WildIrish

You did NOT just say that! :roflmao:

makes sense to me. :p

Just shakin' my head! lol

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Originally Posted by lizzardbits

[B][COLOR=Red]found him unconscious and half naked with a vacuum pump on his penis.

He was later quoted as saying, "I don't know what happened...all of a sudden all the blood went to my head."

Only judges do that here in the states!!!! :D