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dicksbro 09-04-2006 04:43 AM

A Warning about Alcohol
 
Just got these in an email and thought they were cute. :)

*Hick* ... oops, excuse me. :spin:




New Liquor Warning Labels


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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.

Lilith 09-04-2006 08:14 AM

funny :rofl:

Oldfart 09-04-2006 08:57 AM

Scarily true.

Coaster 09-04-2006 09:00 AM

Uh huh! :D

1nutworld 09-04-2006 09:16 AM

Great stuff DB.

Now, how much of that list do we have to ADMIT to??

PantyFanatic 09-04-2006 09:28 AM

X All of the above.




oops! :o I thought it was a poll.

jseal 09-04-2006 09:55 AM

dicksbro,

If the bottlers had to put all those warnings on the label, they would have to have larger bottles!

….hey, maybe I’m onto something here!

:wine:

TinTennessee 09-04-2006 10:46 AM

:rofl:

Pita 09-04-2006 04:51 PM

Lmao!! :d

wyndhy 09-07-2006 09:39 PM

:roflmao:


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