"You know you're ____, if you ____"
 

Fill in the blanks to:

You know you're ____, if you ____.

I'll start it with two:

You know you’re from California, if you greet everyone you meet with “hey dude, how ya doin’ ” and don’t expect (or want) an answer.

You know you’re getting old, if you constantly say, “Where’s my ___?” (fill-in the blank with anything and everything)

horny, start to pant ;)

into anal, call yourself aqua.

:p

a milk lover, have a white mutache

my spastic son, always fall down.

a pixie, are reading this.

on a diet, when every night you are dreaming about cake and lattes.

:roflmao:

I was just contemplating starting a thread reminding everyone that I really like anal.

Guess I won't have to. :D

You know you're from RI, if you hear 'small' jokes all the time.

you know your bored if you post pics that you said you wouldn't!

You know you're a mom, if you can't talk on the phone, take a shower, etc, without hearing.... MOMMMM!!!

You know you're a Pixie if you look at those pics....... over and over and.... mmmmm!!

:)

you know your a pixie adict if you like a bit of smut

my name is alspals and i am a pixie adict

You know you're from Rhode Island, if you can stand in your front yard and touch ALL the borders of the state.

You're welcome, teddy!

lets not forget the dads here!! i get it too :)