Two blondes walked into a bar...
 

...you'd think one of them would have seen it coming...





:huh:

bah- dum- bum

A gentleman from Georgia was selling his peaches door-to-door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 40-something lady dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door.

He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, "Would you like to buy some peaches?"

She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked, "Are they as firm as this?" He nodded his head and said, "Yes ma'am," and a little tear ran from his eye.

Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, "Are they nice and pink like this?" The farmer said, "Yes," and another tear came from the other eye.

Then the lady unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, "Are they as fuzzy as this?" He again said, "Yes," and broke down crying.

The lady asked, "Why on earth are you crying?"

Drying his eyes he replied: "The drought got my corn, the flood got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn, and, now I'm gonna get screwed out of my peaches.......!"

knock, knock

who's there?

dishes

dishes who?

*waits for it...*

dishes a very bad joke.


:p

/me throws tomatoes @ wyndhy

/me stuffs them in her bra.

:p:p

A 79 year old man who comes in my store recently told me this little "toast" as he called it....

When outside it's hot and sticky, that's no time for dunkin' dicky.
When the frost is on the pumpkin, that's the time for dicky dunkin'.

:roflmao:

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods.

the bear pauses and looks at the rabbit and says, "hey there do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?"
and the rabbit says "well no, why?"
so the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit :D