So there I am...
 

squatting over the toilet and using the electric trimmers to cut my pubic hairs nice & short, and I look down to admire my work and think "wow...they give awards to people like me!"


Darwin Awards!


I could've dropped the trimmer into the toilet and electrocuted myself all because I was trimming my pubes and shaving my balls! :yikes:

But what a way to go ;)

I'm sure Aqua would save you with his plunger. :roflmao:

:roflmao:....ummmm, glad you survived!

I bet that's exactly what they have in mind when they suggest using a stick to break the flow of current. :D

I think you need an assistant to help you safely complete this task. :D :hot:

Are you implying that I can't be trusted with a cock in my hands? :D

:cock:

:ewe:

I think you're safe with a cock....but a razor? That might be overly optimistic. :D

Apparently so! ha ha


Another near miss, avoided by guidance from above. How did I get to be this old? lmfao

You might get yer'self a battery powered razor. You may still drop it ... but at least you could come and share the experience with us.

:)

Is a cock in hand worth two in the bush??

NO!!!!! Not by a long shot ;)