I am Sam
 

Sam I am

That Sam I am
That Sam I am
I do not like
that Sam I am!

Do you like green eggs and ham?

:spam: :spam: :spam:

I do not like them Sam I am.

Would you eat them with a fox?

Would you like them
Here or there?

I would not like them here or there.

I would not like them anywhere.

But I might try them in my underwear.

Would you eat them in a box?

You are *not* Sam. Not even on the theory that "you are what you eat".

However, on that theory, my wife *is* Sam. So are both my girlfriends, for that matter.