Advise Advisory
 

I thought it was important to warn people reading advise I may post. I am not a professional, a quasiprofessional, paraprofesional, or a professional of any kind, I do not pretend to be nor do I play one on television or on the internet.

Please note that any advise I may post is not intended for actual life use. :)

You mean I shouldn't try this at home?

Exactamundo!

you're supposed to put those kind of disclaimers in type so tiny that it's impossible to read.

.... and you have to have at least 3 pages that say it in terms that are totally convaluted. :confused:




















*gezzzzz* (she's never going to make it in this business) :rolleyes:

Salacious: beware strange lizards offering unsolicited advice.

See that's just like me, not doing it the way I am suppose to! Proof positive not to follow my lead. :)

That completely explains why I can't find a new job! I guess you really CAN'T teach an old dog new tricks. :eek:

Why's that gekkogecko?

How about unsolicited lizards offering strange advice? Are those kind okay?

Soliciting lizards usually gets you arrested.

Yes, but how would you monitor it?

Have you stayed at a Holiday Inn Express lately???

Place full of solicitors or lizards?

I thought it was an invitation! :D

You can solicit a penguin any time you want Sal :cool: