Raindrops on Roses and Whisking the Kitten...
 

Please let me just say......




HAPPY MASTURBATION MONTH!


So what do you call it when you play all by yourself? :p

http://www.masturbationlist.com/longlist.shtml

OMG
"Go down to the zipper mart to pick up a pound of pork"

too funny!!!

Yippee.......Happy Masterbating to all and to all a good cum! :D

I was afraid this was gonna be the start of another sing-along...


Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date with Rosie Palms & the 5 Blister Sisters...

i just submitted "siphon the python".... how could they not have that?

I just celebrated!

i think i will celibrate very shortly... maybe i should check out the picture or storie threads!!

I celebrated this afternoon when I was suppose to be taking a little nap after some very vigorous playtime and thoughts of it just wouldn't leave my head until I did something about it. :)

Oh I call it Playing with myself, very orginal. :cool:

Diddling each day keeps the blues away. :)




You know, seriously, not sure that I ever use and cute expressions like those. Rubbing myself or making it happen are probably my most likely expressions.

When I rubbed one out last night, I didn't realize I was celebrating until I saw the fireworks. :D

What I call it usually depends on the context. "Rubbing one out" doesn't sound very sexy, but it's humorous. "Jerking off" is more graphic, so that one gets used in the heat of passion, ie: I love jerking off onto your tits. And "Touch myself" is sexy in a coy way.

I definitely have 'Amanda time' all the time :D

I'm celebrating right now. :D

What won't they think of next? I had no idea there was such a celebration. Does this mean mom lied to me about the glasses thing? :cool:

Milking the Viper
Clubbing the Seal