It made me giggle.....ok so I was tired!
 

What's the most popular tattoo? And what's the most popular tattoo location?



Answer....

The most popular "Tattoo" was 3'11" actor Herve Villechaize. And of course, the most popular "Tattoo" location was "Fantasy Island

Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was assaulted.


A termite walks into a bar room and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"


"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."


What's brown and sticky? A stick.


Why are proctologists so gloomy?
They always have the end in sight.


What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Roamin' Catholic.


What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing stupid, apples don't talk.





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Famous last words of a mafia hitman: "Who put the violin in the violin case?"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.


What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A private tutor.


What do you call spending the afternoon with a cranky rabbit?
A bad hare day.


Where do kings keep their armies?
In their sleevies.

Why don't anteaters get sick?
Because they're full of anty-bodies


Night folks :o

Lol.......

You know, laughing like that when your head is all conjested isn't as much fun as when you're feeling better. Never-the-less, I couldn't help but laugh. Thanks, BIBI!

:D

BIBI I dont know wether to laugh or cry, ok some of those oldies are funny so i have a laugh

:D I love those!

We should start calling you Heny. :D

I didn’t even have to check what time you posted those to know you WERE tired. :rolleyes: ROFLMAO


We have to stop hanging out with our grandkids so much. ……………. Or else more often. :D




I know those are all OF magnets. I can’t wait until he gets here. LOL

The pain, boss, the pain.

I warned ya! ^^^






ROFLMAO

Sorry bloss LOL
 

I guess I must have been delirious
Definately not too serious
To have thought that these were fun.

But now in the light of reality
I see them as true banality
Yet Oldfart provided a pun.....

What makes me giggle in the dead of night
Is not the usual fare
I shall try to sleep more peacefully
As not to again give such a scare :p

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

That used to be one of my favourite jokes!

Also:

What do you get when you drink a can of tomato juice?

An empty can!

Ahahahaha, why that was funny to me and my friend is beyond me. We were in high school laughing until we cried over that gem.