Give me your cum
 

I want it...c'mon, I know it's there. I can feel it right there at the tip of your cock! You're so thick and hard, I can feel all that cum inside of you ready to come out. Come on, give it to me. I wanna feel your hot cum on my hand while I'm jerking you off. I wanna feel your stomach tighten up when you squirt. Oooooh, your balls are so tight, so full, they need to gush. Your skin feels so hot, I love how hot you get when I'm stroking your cock! Oh yeah, here it comes, here it cums!!! OMG, I can feel your cock throbbing, yes YES YES!!!!!


That's what I heard during my handjob last night! :D :faint:






Unfortunately...I was also the one saying it! :dizzy:


Anyone else try talking dirty to themselves like this when they masturbate? I must say, it worked. :D ha ha

:telephone
jus' sayin' ;)

Can you make your voice sound like mine? :grin:

No but I do a damn good Fran Drescher :D

Talk about a buzzkill...

You DO NOT! LOL

I don't think I do the dirty talk t'ing but I moan like a mofo!

Um, I'm right there with ^^^, on both accounts. ;)

<~~~ Loves to talk dirty. ;)

:faint: And I thought it would be too early for me to get turned on. Wrong!!


I have talked dirty to myself while masturbating. I admit it works! :thumb:

OK I'll admit that sometimes if I'm lost in the moment the odd obscenity might escape my lips during a private moment......I think it helps to centre you right in the fantasy and keeps you focussed on the situation in.....er....hand....as it were.